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Can't Make This Up - Moose That Fell Off A Cliff Nearly Squashes Alaska Trooper's Patrol Car

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Wed, 2008-02-13 11:32.

(AP) Alaska State Troopers see plenty of hazards, but Trooper Howard Peterson was nearly felled by a new one: falling moose. Peterson was driving Feb. 2 on the Seward Highway south of Anchorage when something big and black fell out of the sky about 20 feet in front of his patrol car. "Falling rock!" he thought, ready to steer clear if it bounced onto the highway.

The thing didn't roll or shatter. It turned out to be a moose that fell from cliffs next to the highway.

Illinois man still has Nixon's sandwich after 47 years

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Tue, 2008-02-12 12:31.

Sullivan, Ill. - Steve Jenne's half-eaten sandwich is a story that seems like it will never go away.

Of course, it is no ordinary sandwich.

In 1960, Jenne was a 14-year-old boy given a big responsibility.

Woman Declaired Dead By Mistake ... Twice

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Tue, 2008-02-12 12:13.

SUMMIT, N.J. (AP) ? A 57-year-old New Jersey woman has been declared dead twice in the past year by the Social Security Administration, despite the fact that she is very much alive.

Susan Lindsley, who is developmentally disabled and works about 10 hours a week, relies on Social Security income to get by.

Two months after the Summit, N.J., resident's husband died, the SSA not only stopped her disability and her widow's benefit payments, but also dipped into her bank account in July to reclaim $7,000.

British men pick big TV over sex

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Mon, 2008-02-11 08:38.

Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, a survey - perhaps unsurprisingly carried out for a firm selling televisions - has found.

Electrical retailer Comet surveyed 2,000 Britons, asking them what they would give up for a large television, one of the latest consumer "must-haves".

The firm found 47 per cent of men would give up sex for half a year, compared to just over a third of women.

"It seems that size really does matter more for men than women," the firm said.

5 Worst Valentine Gift Ideas For Him From Amazon.Com

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Sun, 2008-02-10 11:55.
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1. Gay Sex! The Card Game

Remember all those times he said that it was the fantasy of his lifetime to get two chics in his bed? And that you really should consider talking to your girlfriend Monica about joining you two in bed? Well, it's payback time!

5 Worst Valentine Gift Ideas For Her From Amazon.Com

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Sun, 2008-02-10 10:07.
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1. If I'm So Smart, Why Can't I Lose Weight?

Weightloss book for Valentine's Day is a classic way to piss of your wife or girlfriend. Pussy access restriction guaranteed!

Man Makes Bomb Threat To Get Beer

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Sat, 2008-02-09 11:47.
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A Virginia Beach man says he called in a bomb threat to a Target store to get the police away from a grocery store across the street just to rob it of beer!

The saga all started Wednesday afternoon when Virginia Beach Emergency Communications got a 911 call from a pay phone in the Birdneck Shopping Center.

Marriage: It's Only Going to Get Worse

Submitted by Dmitri Davydov on Thu, 2008-02-07 12:24.

If your spouse already bugs you now, the future is bleak. New research suggests couples view one another as even more irritating and demanding the longer they are together.

The same trend was not found for relationships with children or friends.

The study results could be a consequence of accumulated contact with a spouse, such that the nitpicking or frequent demands that once triggered just a mild chafe develops into a major pain. But accumulated irritation has its silver lining.


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